'Have you seen that cute new 19 year old blonde they transferred in last week from cadet camp?' the desk sergeant asked the corporal.
'Ya, they started her out on traffic detail,' confirmed the corporal. ' I heard yesterday she pulled over another blonde who was going 60 in a 50 km zone. Our blonde asked for the other blonde's driver's license but the driver couldn't find it in her purse. Finally she said to our blonde, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Our blonde started getting irritated, but she's still new, so she was patient. Instead of reaching for her tazer she said 'You dummy, it's got your picture on it!'
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and finally found a small mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to our blonde. Our blonde looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
'Well,' said the sergeant, 'that's good. Our blonde got off to a good start. You never know when you might need a favour from another cop.'
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