'Your looking a bit tired corporal,' the sergeant advised. 'Why don't you take some extra time off ?'
'Thanks Sergeant,' the corporal answered. ' That would be great. Can you set it up for me?'
'No problem,' answered the sergeant. 'Stop at the pub for a few beers on your way home and I'll arrange to have you pulled over when you get close to your house. Then I'll do an internal investigation and you'll get ten days off- with pay of course.'
'But we did that last year,' the corporal reminded the sergeant.
'No problem,' the sergeant reminded him. 'If you get really really totally fall-down drunk, we can get Judge Lenehan to give you a curative discharge.' But don't run over anybody unless you want a few years off with pay.
'I love this job,' enthused the corporal as he grabbed his jacket and headed for his car.
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