007) The Desk Sergeant and the dog bite. And the other dog bite.

The RCMP desk sergeant had a big grin on his face as he folded the morning paper away.
' What are you so happy about? ' asked the corporal.
'Well', answered the sergeant. 'The K9 division thought up a new trick. If you arrest some subjects and they sit down quietly, it's not much fun. So you sort of sidle up near one, so your dog- whose all excited- can leap on him and bite his leg. Then you act all surprised and say "oops".
'Good one', said the corporal.
'It gets better', the sergeant continued. ' You make a contest of it. The next K9 guy sidles up near his suspect who's also sitting quietly, and he lets his dog 'accidentally' bite that subject right on the head!'
"Fantastic !' the sergeant and corporal laughed as they high fived.