010) The RCMP Desk Sergeant Declares Open Season on Civilians

The RCMP corporal put the paper aside with a concerned frown as the desk sergeant came in.
Noting the frown, the sergeant asked, 'What's the problem corporal?'
'It says here in the paper that as of last month, most of the civilians have no confidence in us. In B.C. more than 70 per cent say they have NO confidence in us!' whined the corporal.

Unperturbed, the desk sergeant calmly replied, ' At over $60 thousand a year after 6 months on the job are we still the highest paid grade 12 graduates you ever heard of ?'
'Ya', said the corporal.
'On top of that we got a raise and nobody else did.'
'Ya', said the corporal.
'We got our contract renewed for 20 years.'
'Ya.'
'And the icing on the cake, as of this week it's open season. We can punch any of those 70 per centers right smack in the face if they so much as give us a dirty look, and get away with it'
'Ya!'
'So who gives a f*** about the 70% ?' asked the sergeant rhetorically.
'NOT ME!' replied the happy corporal.